Gramazing Grammar. Yes, corniness is me.

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Here I was sitting in my comfy armchair in my imaginary penthouse, stroking my pet unicorn, when what do I see, but a bevy of self obsessed creatures, vying for the top position as the most vain person of the lot. Long and winding as that sentence was, here I am leading you into reading another equally long and winding sentence. I do love how I control your eyes. You're still reading!
But I digress! Here's what I'm really here to talk about.

I'm here, because I simply had to share a few of the gems that fall from the lips of them who'd make Narcissus blush.

'Handsome is who does handsome.'

'I think the picture right now my faverout.'

'Handsome boys and cute girl will be choicen. Every week three boy and three girls will choice.'

'Vote for me and you'll be the winner.' (funny how this one reminds me of them politicians. )

'Handsame so much' - (In context to a girl.)


Readers please note: These lines were delivered with nothing but utmost seriousness.


Grammar? No thanks, I'm vegetarian.