Here I am with an urge to blog yet again. So what shall it be? Something deep and meaningful? Patooie!.. I'm here to indulge in some self obsession.
'List 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.'
Yes there was more about tagging all the people I knew or summat. But never mind that, the Gods of facebook have handed me an opportunity to talk about myself. How? Oh how can I refuse?
Here goes:
1) I'm fascinated by everything nature has to offer.
2) I prefer movie scripts over the real thing (for in depth zzz please refer to an older post)
3) I've come to accept I'll never sit through The Godfather without nodding off. (the script was mind blowing though)
4) The amount I'd have spent on therapy by the time I hit 30, could buy me a small Asian country.
5) I do not have a social life and I don't mind it as much as I pretend to.
6) When I sprout wings, I vow to give all of them non-toilet trained birds a taste of their own medicine.
7) I'm a very boring person. Pathetic as that is.
8) My social skills are retarded. I cannot, for the love of God, understand how I have any friends.
9) I'll never understand why people find fur appealing. Look out for a post on that soon.
10) I've lusted after every profession there is.
11) I lost my virginity at age.. *cough* Look! Pretty butterfly!
12) I gained it back when I was.. *cough* Look there it is again!
Since the last two points nullify one another.. More turns for me! yay!
11) I was a poser goth in high school. The horror.
12) I freak out when anything comes close to my eyes.
13) I used to have my very own cockroach circus.
14) I'm smarter than I look, and not as smart as I sound.
15) Sloth is the name of the tiny alien that lives between my ears and controls me.
16) My tombstone is going to read ''The attention whore that wasn't". Subtlety is the name of the game, my friend.
17) I'm a hippie. I should never have stepped into that darned time machine.
18) I take my friends for granted though they mean the world to me.
19) There are only 3 people in the world I can claim to truly love without doubting myself.
20) Pregnancy is beautiful only when its someone else's.
21) I've absolutely no eye for design.
22) I freak myself out with my own messages on my foggy bathroom mirror the morning after.
23) My cooking is lethal to anyone else except me.
24) I relate to QE's Faye so much it freaks me out. I cover my face with my hands and peek through my fingers to see if she's gone off my screen yet.
25) For a few months after watching The Truman show, I used to put up little acts everywhere I went. I also used to strain my ears to hear the laughter track every time I cracked a funny.
26) I should have never ever joined manipal.
27) Sliced cheese rules!
28) Guys PMS more than chicks do. Go figure.
29) I've never been any good at math. Never will be either.
29 points, I know. Read the last point again. You're lucky I shut up when I did.
Now you know me a little better.
Till we meet again.
Peace.
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Blogger made me do it. I swear!
2 comments Posted by Blashleeee at 12:08 PM
Labels: About me., Facebook, funnies, QE, Random, Self obsession, Sliced cheese, sloth
Half Full is right.
Here's a video that's been making its rounds on the web. Cadbury Eyebrows is the latest in a long list of programming that comes under the very popular genre that I'd like to christen the 'WTF' genre.
Go ahead...
say it..
2 comments Posted by Blashleeee at 1:36 AM
Labels: Cadbury Eyebrows, funnies, video, WTF
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Gramazing Grammar. Yes, corniness is me.
Image Courtesy: www.scsv.nevada.edu
Here I was sitting in my comfy armchair in my imaginary penthouse, stroking my pet unicorn, when what do I see, but a bevy of self obsessed creatures, vying for the top position as the most vain person of the lot. Long and winding as that sentence was, here I am leading you into reading another equally long and winding sentence. I do love how I control your eyes. You're still reading!
But I digress! Here's what I'm really here to talk about.
I'm here, because I simply had to share a few of the gems that fall from the lips of them who'd make Narcissus blush.
'Handsome is who does handsome.'
'I think the picture right now my faverout.'
'Handsome boys and cute girl will be choicen. Every week three boy and three girls will choice.'
'Vote for me and you'll be the winner.' (funny how this one reminds me of them politicians. )
'Handsame so much' - (In context to a girl.)
Readers please note: These lines were delivered with nothing but utmost seriousness.
Grammar? No thanks, I'm vegetarian.
But I digress! Here's what I'm really here to talk about.
I'm here, because I simply had to share a few of the gems that fall from the lips of them who'd make Narcissus blush.
'Handsome is who does handsome.'
'I think the picture right now my faverout.'
'Handsome boys and cute girl will be choicen. Every week three boy and three girls will choice.'
'Vote for me and you'll be the winner.' (funny how this one reminds me of them politicians. )
'Handsame so much' - (In context to a girl.)
Readers please note: These lines were delivered with nothing but utmost seriousness.
Grammar? No thanks, I'm vegetarian.
3 comments Posted by Blashleeee at 12:45 PM
Labels: funnies, Grammar, Self obsession, unicorns
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